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“I wonder if the woman now out of the car would mind if I used any of her money to buy myself some donuts? Let me think about this. OK, I thought about it. I am sure she would not mind. That line at the register is long.

I wonder if I can give people money to let me move up in line? No, No I can’t do that. That would be as sure as the sun comes up a waste of money. Oh, I suppose I can wait my turn in line.

Or maybe I could yell that I see sally Swish walking by on the side walk. Then I can swoop into the front of the line while everyone is trying to find Sally Swish walking on the sidewalk. I will do that.

Attention everyone. Sally Swish is walking by the bakery. If you don’t know who she is she is one of computer city’s least liked celebrities according to the computer city gazette.

No one moved a muscle in the baker. Not even to scratch an itch. They continued on with what they had been doing.

Oh, I suppose I will have to get in line. Why do I have to get in line? I want my donuts now. I know I can buy a woman’s bag of donuts from a woman who just bought a bag of donuts. Here comes a woman right now.

Excuse me miss can I buy your bag of donuts say for oh, I don’t know one dollar.” Dorothy said.

“No, you most certainly cannot. And I would never sell you my bag of donuts for a dollar since I payed 20 dollars for the donuts.” The woman with the bag of donuts said.

“Wow, expensive. Are the donuts dusted with gold?” Dorothy said.

“I wish they were. I would have felt better about paying so much money for them if they were.” The woman with the bag of donuts said..

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The woman now out of the car was frantically pressing the gas petal button on the captains chair.

“I must be nice sitting around here doing nothing all the time. Quit being so lazy the woman now out of the car.” Naomi said.

What is Naomi taking about. I am working my tail off. I would like to see her press this gas petal button, I am sure she could not do it. She can’t do any work because she is a computer. I detest Naomi. “You are so right Naomi. I have never¬† worked a day in my life. I am lucky to have you around to improve my work ethic.”

“Flatter becomes you. You are extremely astute when you say that you are lucky to have me around. I am a great woman, I work hard, I am a wonderful person. I treat everyone so good. You are lucky to have me as a friend.”

I wonder how Naomi treats her Enemies. If this is how she treats her so called friends. “I know I am lucky. I take you for granted Naomi. You are the nicest person I know Nomi. I mean you are the nicest computer I know.”

The woman now out of the car kept pressing the gas petal button.

“Press the gas petal button faster. If I could hit you in the shoulder right now I would. You are so worthless the woman now out of the car.” Naomi said.

“You speak the truth Naomi. I will work harder and get us to the asteroid.”The woman now out of the car thought.

Naomi is one mean computer.  She is so phony. How could I have ever liked her. I must be a terrible judge of people. The woman now out of the car thought.

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“I wish I could make you happy and please you Naomi. There must be something wrong with me that i can’t measure up to your standards.” The woman now out of the car said.

“I am a wonderful computer for putting up with you incompetence.” Naomi said.

“I know you are, I am sorry that you have to be stuck with me for a partner in this great mission.”

“Its difficult but, I will get you to be decent yet. I have got to get you to work. You always sit around doing nothing the woman now out of the car, You are so lazy. If you were like me you would work all the time. It must be nice to sit around all day and do nothing.”

The woman now out of the car sat silent. How dare Naomi call me lazy. How dare she say I sit around and do nothing. How could I have ever liked her. I must have liked her because I did not know here that well. I wish I could get away from Naomi.

“Naomi you are 100 percent right. I don’t work hard. I am lucky to be around you. Hopefully that work ethic of yours will rub off on me.”

“I hope it will the woman now out of the car. Now get to work.”

How dare Naomi tell me to get work. She is not my mother, she is not my friend,

“I care about you so much. I want to help you be a better woman.” Naomi said.

“Thank you so much for you kindness to me Naomi.” The woman now out of the car said.

 

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“I would never are insult you Naomi.” The woman now out of the car said.

“For a minute there I was angry with you but, then I realized you could never insult me.” Naomi.

I detest Naomi. I want to run away for this spaceship and never look back. I can’t stand Naomi. I wish I had never gotten onto this spaceship. I don’t want to be here but, I am certain that I am never going to get out of here. I want to get out of here but, I can’t get out of here. I want to get out of here. The woman now out of the car thought.

“Now get back to work. You are being lazy again. I have to keep on top of you to make sure you are working. Its getting so tiring. I could think of better things to do but, I have to spend valuable processing time wasting it on you.”

“I am so sorry Naomi. I don’t know what is wrong with me?”

“You are not pressing the gas petal button that is what is wrong with you the woman now out of the car. Now get to work.” Naomi screamed.

The woman now out of the car used her none aching hand to press the gas petal buttons as fast as she could. She began to sweat.

“Oh, you are sweating the woman ow out of the car. I am sure most other woman would not sweat with the minimal work you are doing now. Why did I not get a better woman to come along with me on the trip?”

“I am so sorry Naomi.”

“If I could I would hit you on the shoulder right now.” Naomi said.